👉 - Daddy, what is ignorance and indifference?
- I don't know and I don't give a fuck.
👉 Demonstration of don't-give-a-fuckers is taking place. They carry posters: "We don't give a fuck!". The correspondent pulls one of the demonstrators out of the crowd and asks:
- Do you give any fuck about power?
- Don't give a fuck...
- Do you give a fuck about money?
- Don't give a fuck...
- Don't you give a fuck about women?
- No, for women we give a fuck.
- But you have it written there...
- We don't give a fuck what is written there!
👉 A new boss gathers his subordinates and says:
- So, now the work schedule will be as follows: Monday - rest after the weekend. Tuesday is the preparation for work. Wednesday - work. Thursday - rest after work. Friday - preparation for the weekend. Saturday and Sunday - weekend. Any questions?
One of the subordinates:
- Aren't we going to get fucking headache working on Wednesday?!
👉 Working in a team is very important. It allows you to put the blame on someone else.
👉 If in an argument with a woman you are equipped only with logic, facts and common sense - you have no chance.
👉 The ultimate truth to a Russian man is always said in swears.
👉 I don't swear. Why the fuck do I need it?
👉 - What are your leadership qualities?
- Sometimes when I cross the street on a red light some people follow me.
👉 - Open the door! This is police!
- We didn't call you, we called hookers.
- Your neighbours called us.
- Then go fuck with them!
👉Sorry that I'm talking when you're interrupting.
👉Do unto others, before they do unto you.
👉 Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
👉 After the training three lieutenants come to the military unit, go to the commander of the unit and each reports:
- Comrade Colonel, Lieutenant "so-and-so" has arrived for military service.
The colonel says:
- Well, that's all clear, but you'd better answer me three simple questions. What do you think of drinking? What do you think of women?
And what do you think about serving in the army? I'll give you two hours to think about it.
After two hours, the first one comes in and says:
- I don't drink, I don't cheat on my wife, I want to serve in the army.
The colonel says:
- Good for you, you'll be the commander of the 3rd company.
The second lieutenant comes in and reports:
- I drink vodka every day, I cheat on my wife all the time, I don't want to serve.
The colonel replies:
- Well, that's not bad either, you'll be the warehouse manager.
A third lieutenant comes in and reports:
- Comrade Colonel, vodka in the trunk, girls in the car, what are your further instructions?
The colonel comes to the desk, picks up the phone, dials a number and says:
- Hello, my dear, I'll be a little late today, I'm going to show the unit to my deputy.
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